A airlines pilot was getting his annual checkup.  The doctor asked, "When was your last sexual experience?  The pilot quickly replied, "1955."  The incredulously doctor said, "That's an awfully long time ago!"  "Aw, shucks, that's not so!  the pilot drawled.  Looking at his watch, he said, "It's only 21:15 now."

 

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